Pope Francis: Err, that is Venice and I am from Argentina.
O: Whatever. Now, have you come to terms with your church's radical behavior, like the crusades and burning Joan of Noah's Ark.
Pope Francis: Uhh..that was centuries ago..we have since apologized for the crusades and have canonized Joan of Arc.
O: Oh, so you shot her out of a canon after burning her. You leave me no choice but to reassess our relationship with your church and I will send my campaign team to undermine your re-election.
Pope Francis: This is a life time job. I either die or retire. There is no re-election.
O: Lifetime gig eh? Hmm..that gives me an idea for my current job...
LOL at your satire.