What? They are suppose to march to the Capital!
They promised that last fall.
There was this winter thing, it was cold and snowy.
Then someone told them St. Louis was not the Capital.
Then, they could not find a map, let a lone the Capital...
They probably wouldn’t have been able to read a map if one was given to them.
Sheeeeit, whitey! We’s fo sho noes da capital ob Missouri is M! Watchoo tawkin’ ‘bout?!?
That would be Capitol. Remember ol office, al cash.