Posted on 03/25/2015 9:03:12 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do host. Get ready to what you were born to do listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
LOL! Aww.... who/what is that little cutie? :-)
She’s on the cam too, but the server’s heavily overloaded from all the websites publicizing it, and getting a continuous stream isn’t easy anymore. I’ve had to re-login a number of times with different browsers, to reacquire the feed.
Don’t misunderstand, I’m dumping on Cruz, just thought Rush’s observations were interesting. He even had his staff scouring the internet to see if Cruz was speaking as to why he signed up. He seemed troubled that Cruz wasn’t explaining why he signed up.
I just knew Rush would find a negative to this...just knew it!
Bowe Bergdahl, Once Missing U.S. Soldier, Charged with Desertion (Army presser 3:30 p.m. EDT)
Jazz hands all!
Rush, reference “jazz hands clapping”; LIBERALS are looking for any way possible to mute applause for conservative values, so when played back on the radio, it wont’t be obvious that LIBERAL VALUES are4 LOSING !
Good point!
Great news! Thank you for the link.
He sure was worth the 5 Gitmo terrorists getting back to reinforce ISIS!
“I just knew Rush would find a negative to this...just knew it!”
Strategery.
wooHOO! Bowe Bergdahl charged with desertion!
When I did standup, the laughs and clapping were what made me enjoy telling jokes. The lights on stage are so bright that you really cannot see the audience. So, if you take away the clapping and do jazz hands, the comedian would think he was bombing.
Has Rush said anything about this yet?
I know a ready stone wall they can stand that POS against, and shoot him!
My two cents is that Rush is off base here. When I read here about Cruz signing up, my first thought was that Cruz has his own motives.
Maybe the family does need the insurance, or maybe they have enough personal wealth that they don’t.
I heard Rush say his staff has been looking all over for information, but IMO it doesn’t make sense for Cruz to telegraph his intentions right now.
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