Does America now have a bald FLOTUS? What happened to Michelle's hair?

American Thinker ^ | 03/25/2015 | Jeannie DeAngelis

[SeekAndFind]

Michelle Obama is home from her #letgirlslearn swing through Asia and back to hawking fruits and veggies from the stainless steel area deep within the hallowed halls of the White House kitchen.

Appearing for a segment on Jeopardy, the million-dollar question has now become: what happened to Michelle’s hair?

Surrounded by a harvest brimming with God’s bounty and standing in front of a very large soup pot, the FLOTUS sported a hairdo that gave the optical illusion of baldheadedness.

Looking like a female rendition of her husband’s hairdo in between dye jobs, Michelle seemed totally unaware of people not focusing on a word she was saying because instead of watching her lips, they were staring directly at the top of her head. 

Nonetheless, the FLOTUS continued to instruct the Jeopardy audience, most of whom are senior citizens, on things like rinsing the sodium off canned vegetables and remembering to eat lots of vitamin A-rich sweet potatoes.

Clearly, what was happening was that Mrs. Obama had her hair slicked back, and with the lighting and the stainless steel reflecting off her noodle, coupled with her body-hugging dress, the FLOTUS assumed the appearance of a silvery female version of Captain Jean-Luc Picard on Star Trek.

[BenLurkin]

[nascarnation]

I suspect you’ll see her constantly on tv after Jan 2017. Blowprah, the View, PMSNBC, etc. Omnipresent.

[Old Yeller]

She looks like an NBA player.

[Cowboy Bob]

Male pattern baldness?

[sten]

am i the only one that sees her as having her hair pulled back tight in a ball?

[cripplecreek]

Nope, just a ghetto facelift.

[Genoa]

I suspect she might be installed in Hussein’s present job in January 2017.

[cripplecreek]

That’s what I see.

[princess leah]

No - I do see her as one of the vapid, petty women on the view!

[dainbramaged]

Could be a spring event - maybe she’s shedding.

[Genoa]

I’ll take Who Cares? for a thousand, Alex.

[Lexington Green]

Looks like a cancer patient.

[ConservativeInPA]

Here baldness is merely a distraction from her fat arse.

[Secret Agent Man]

or wnba player.

[exnavy]

When he had the operation, the head was shaved.

[Genoa]

arse

She needs the biggest hair she can manage to achieve.

[baddog 219]

Why is she bald?.... And whiter?

[Toespi]

Optical illusion, I don’t think so. Michelle has always sported extremely thick, dark and full hair, when pulled back is high on her head. In this photo, I see lots of head skin, and very flat hair.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

LOL! You win the internet!