Male pattern baldness?
LOL! You win the internet!
In order to give the slate a "team look," La Moochelle is adopting Joey Plugs hairstyle.To refresh your memory, voilà la mise en scene: Joey and La Mooch trounce the Republicans in a landslide after the Republican Congress sits around for two long years waiting to be blamed and punished for Depression II, which shows few signs of real recovery. Joey succumbs to infected hair plugs during his inauguration speech (plagiarized from stuff Clement Attlee said, and Tony Blair). Michelle (former wife of America's first gay POTUS) assumes complete power. Three months later, she will marry Raila Odinga.
The Bilderburgers and the Trilateral Commission have worked this all out at the Illuminati Convention, held last week in Perth Amboy.