[Bluebird Singing]

Back in 1997, when I was in nursing school, one of my assigned patients was a man who thought he was a woman.

He was admitted after showing up in the ER with a screwdriver lost in his large colon.

After it was removed, he was admitted to the hospital, and when it was time to do his physical assessment, he refused to let anyone touch him because he had “menstrual cramps” and he had his “period”.

I imagine he would think he was mistreated, too. God help us.

[Gargantua]

"...he refused to let anyone touch him because he had “menstrual cramps” and he had his “period”."

I know just the cure for this particular malaise; .357 Federal Hydroshock 158-grain Plus-P right between the eyes. That poor, twisted freak will never whine again.

;^\