dancing? Well it was quite a game! In the Inbredmuzzie league these teams are starting the playoffs.
It would take a talent like, oh, say, Bob Newhart to call one of these games and do it justice:
The teams are taking the killing field now, folks. Today the Sheeites are playing the Shinolas and they are led on the field by their cheerleaders wearing their 12th century burkas. Here come the kickers packing their bags of rocks all weighed in and checked for air pressure. The referees are bringing the seweecide vests all ready to pass out to the team that loses the head toss. Looks like the Shinolas are “skins” today since they burned up their clothes during the pig barbecue last night. Just as soon as we have a mercy killing we’ll be starting the game-————Wait til they drag that dead calf off the field.
With some work, that would be a pretty good side-slapper.
Great idea.
Make it a variation of soccer, with heads used as the balls.
A new head after every play and the like.
Good one.