Are you going to sell tickets? Sounds like a cash cow.
Yes. Gold coins, ammo, green coffee beans, and 18-35 year old white girls will be my form of payment. It will be a great show. It is a month long festival. Every monday is the fecal dunk tank, Tuesday and thursday are Upside down days, where the subject hangs from the toes, and people can pee on them... Wednesday is HUMP day, where we get all the horny dogs and other animals still left roaming around, and, well, you know... It’s be a hoot.