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Christianity Is To Terrorism What Rosie O'Donnell Is To Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition
Townhall.com ^ | February 22, 2015 | Doug Giles

Posted on 02/22/2015 4:47:53 AM PST by Kaslin

Man, don’t you love how Obama and his soft-brain disciples have made Christians out to be fish-stickered, bug-eyed equals to incensed Islam? If you were to accept what the White House says about Christians you’d think the Church is chomping at the bit to chop off some heads of unbelievers.

Yep, if you were to believe the barf belched out by the BS brokers on the ludicrous Left, you’d stagger away stupid with the belief that there is little disparity between caring Christians and militant Muslims.

As a matter of fact, you probably would be bamboozled into believing that Islam is a peaceful, Little House on the Prairie religion being temporarily hijacked by Jihadist renegades, and Christianity … Christianity is the real vicious, charity-vacant cult that’s vying for the opportunity to seize the whip and whip us good.

According to Obama and his oglers,

1. If you enjoy singing How Great Thou Art and Amazing Grace – you might be a terrorist.

2. If you watched The Bible on the History Channel and thought it was badass – you might be a terrorist.

3. If you believe it’s wrong and ungodly to hijack airplanes and jam them into skyscrapers full of innocent people – then you might be a terrorist.

4. If you think Billy Graham has been a great gift to our nation – you might be a terrorist.

5. If you celebrate Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter – you might be a terrorist.

6. If you made the day you got saved your birthday on your Facebook page verses the day you actually popped out of your mama’s bottom – you might be a terrorist.

7. If you give money towards the preaching of the gospel and to works of charity – you might be a terrorist.

8. If you love your neighbor as yourself – you might be a terrorist.

9. If you recognize, appreciate and wish to pass on to the next generation America’s godly heritage – you might be a terrorist.

10. If you like the Declaration of Independence, our Constitution and the Bill of Rights – you might be terrorist.

11. If you have Jesus Take the Wheel on your iPod – you might be a terrorist.

12. If you believe Jesus is Lord and not the state – you might be a terrorist.

13. If you raise your kids to be productive, independent and righteous kids who love God and our country and not be narcissistic entitlement hookers – you might be a terrorist.

14. If you believe love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs and does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth – you might be a terrorist.

15. If you believe the Golden Rule is a pretty legit tenet to live by – you might be a terrorist.

16. If you have a fish sticker on your mini van – you might be a terrorist.

17. If you take umbrage that you would get pitched as a terrorist because all of the aforementioned Christian stuff – well … you might be a terrorist.

Yep, Obama's reality stylists are working their butts off trying to convince us TV-addled cattle of two primary things: 1) Violent jihad is not based on the Koran, and 2) All conservative Christians are theocrats ready to burn someone at the stake, stone Katy Perry in a nearby gravel pit and governmentally ramrod Christianity down everyone’s pie hole.

I haven’t seen this kind of ham-fisted, farcical façade foisted upon the public since Michael Jackson tried to make out with Lisa Marie in an attempt to convince us all he’d found true love in an adult of the opposite sex.

Look, there’s no denying violent things have been done by the Church and in the name of God, but that has been the exception and not the rule. In addition, when the Church has spent time with its head up its butt doing bogus things, the Church’s leaders have historically owned it when wrong, have not repeated the gaffe, have grabbed the wheel and have effectively steered saints out of any erroneous, detrimental ditch.

Not so with Islam.

In Robert Spencer’s book, Religion of Peace: Why Christianity Is and Islam Isn’t, Bob shows those who can still be shown anything factual the massive and fundamental differences between Islam and Christianity. They are not equal no matter how much the blatherers of political correctness purport them to be. Their beliefs are not similar, nor their practices, nor their means of spreading their message—and to think otherwise could cost you your ass.

Spencer points out the crystal clear facts that clash with the current anti-Christian hype, such as …

· Most Muslims do not condemn jihad.

· Christianity and Islam have neither similar traditions nor similar modern realities.

· Christian religious violence, real or imagined, does not mitigate the reality of jihad.

· A “Christian theocracy” in America is a figment of the Left’s imagination.

· The Islamic world has never developed the distinction between religious and secular law that is inherent in Christianity.

· Christianity has embraced reason—and Islam has embraced … “Silence! I kill you!”

· The Koran does not invite interpretation, and Muslim leaders refuse to discuss how to fit their beliefs into modern society.

· Youtube flicks, Political differences and unwanted international interference are not, in fact, the cause of the turmoil in the Middle Eastern antagonism toward the west.

· Jews, Christians and peoples of other faiths (or no faiths) are equally at risk from militant Islam—especially gays and women.

· The most determined enemies of western civilization may not be the jihadists at all, but the leftists who fear their churchgoing neighbors more than Islamic terrorists.

Listen, 21st century truth reconstructors … you’ve gotta relax. Please do us all a favor and go get healed from your bad Sunday school experience and lay down your church-grinding axe. Thinking people aren’t buying the “Christianity = Islam” smack.

Get real, Goofy. You and I both know that regardless of what a few loopy CINOs (Christians in name only) have done via violence in the name of the Father, it’s not in the body of Christian doctrine to hack off the noggin of the obstreperous.

So chill, you shrill shredders of Christianity.

On the flip side, it is within the pages of the Koran to convert, conquer or kill non-Islamic people. And I’m a thinkin’ that no matter how much you work to besmirch Christianity and misinform the public on behalf of militant Islam, that if said Muslims had it their way, you would be a deceased grease stain on God’s green earth.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: christianity; isis; radicalislam; terrorism
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1 posted on 02/22/2015 4:47:53 AM PST by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin
What Rosie O'Donnell Is To Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition . . .

I'm going to need a lot of eyewash (or the saving Grace of Our Lord) to get rid of that mental image.

2 posted on 02/22/2015 4:50:41 AM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Vigilanteman
Hope this helps.


3 posted on 02/22/2015 4:54:51 AM PST by petercooper ("How To Destroy The Country In 6 Short Years" by Barack Obama & the Democrats)
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To: Vigilanteman

He means of course that if Christianity is trying to be numbered among the terrorists it is doing a cryingly poor job of it.


4 posted on 02/22/2015 4:57:51 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: Vigilanteman
Or this.

Or this.


5 posted on 02/22/2015 4:57:53 AM PST by petercooper ("How To Destroy The Country In 6 Short Years" by Barack Obama & the Democrats)
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To: Kaslin
6. If you made the day you got saved your birthday on your Facebook page verses versus the day you actually popped out of your mama’s bottom – you might be a terrorist.

Regards,

6 posted on 02/22/2015 5:01:02 AM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: petercooper

Kate Upton?


7 posted on 02/22/2015 5:03:47 AM PST by ZULU (Je Suis Charlie. . GET IT OBAMA, OR DON'T YOU??)
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To: alexander_busek

He probably didn’t notice it, because verses and versus are not spelling errors


8 posted on 02/22/2015 5:04:53 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: ZULU

Yes, I couldn’t find any good Rosie pics.


9 posted on 02/22/2015 5:06:17 AM PST by petercooper ("How To Destroy The Country In 6 Short Years" by Barack Obama & the Democrats)
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To: Kaslin

“Christianity Is To [Terrorism] What Rosie O’Donnell Is To [Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition]”

In a way, the above statement equates Terrorism to Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition. I don’t get it!


10 posted on 02/22/2015 5:08:39 AM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: petercooper

And she also has an extremely sexy voice. I’ll bet even her voiceprint looks hot.


11 posted on 02/22/2015 5:12:05 AM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: Kaslin

Heck I thought the list was a DHS alert.


12 posted on 02/22/2015 5:15:26 AM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: petercooper

THANK GOD. My wife is always giving me grief because I watch her war games commercial. :(

I keep explaining I like her because her uncle is Republican.


13 posted on 02/22/2015 5:22:45 AM PST by ZULU (Je Suis Charlie. . GET IT OBAMA, OR DON'T YOU??)
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To: petercooper
Still photos are fine, but....:


14 posted on 02/22/2015 5:25:48 AM PST by Right Brother
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To: Kaslin

That headline may be the most dreadful analogy in the history of the world. But, I give it points for being inclusive!


15 posted on 02/22/2015 5:30:04 AM PST by jocon307 (Tell it like it is.)
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To: Kaslin
Obama and his soft-brain disciples

barf belched out by the BS brokers on the ludicrous Left

TV-addled cattle

The most determined enemies of western civilization may not be the jihadists at all, but the leftists who fear their churchgoing neighbors more than Islamic terrorists.

HOORAY Doug Giles

Secular totalitarians (national socialists) and "religious" totalitarians (islam) have much in common. Both are anti-truth, anti-freedom, anti-individual, anti-life collectives.

16 posted on 02/22/2015 5:31:12 AM PST by PGalt
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To: Kaslin
He probably didn’t notice it, because verses and versus are not spelling errors

Your write! Spelling airs our not miss stakes accept wen spellcheck says so!

Regards,

17 posted on 02/22/2015 5:35:09 AM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: Kaslin
Go to any leftist website, DummyUnderground for example, and you will find an endless assortment of nitwits who swear that all those church-going Christians just can't wait to lock up leftists and atheists, oil up the guillotine, and then start chopping some heads. The fact that for almost 240 years a nation comprised of mostly Christians hasn't done that yet does not dissuade these dopes one bit.

In fact, a few semi-sane Dummies iterated my argument to a few of the rug chewers, and were told Christians were just faking all that tolerance. Christians are as bad as crazed Muslims. Why just look at the Crusades...which happened about one thousand years ago. To wacko leftists, the crusades prove that Christians are just as evil as Islamists.

18 posted on 02/22/2015 5:41:54 AM PST by driftless2 (For long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
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To: Right Brother

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19 posted on 02/22/2015 5:48:36 AM PST by petercooper ("How To Destroy The Country In 6 Short Years" by Barack Obama & the Democrats)
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To: alexander_busek

There are many homonyms in the English language. Thanks for pointing this one out to me. You are correct. Because of your post, I will be mindful of verses and versus in my writing.


20 posted on 02/22/2015 5:52:17 AM PST by wintertime
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