Many Conservatives are as puritan and sex negative as Feminists and they both hate that book equally. Still, its worth congratulating them on their new ally.
So which of these items is LEAST sinful in God’s eyes?
Cigarettes
Hard liquor
Condoms
Vibrator
I propose it is the vibrator.
Cigarettes damage the body; liquor the same and can lead to abuse. And ask any Catholic about the Church’s view about condoms.
A vibrator can add many benefits to a married couple! Provide couples with a aid to a healthy sex life, possibly aid in producing children, help keep husbands at home, etc.
It may be naughty, but in the context above, certainly not sinful!
If you oppose vibrating cock-rings for children, then you are mentally ill.... is that your position??