Grammar cops are need nowadays as the public schools don’t teach grammar anymore due to that being suggestively demeaning to Negro students. Language is the toolkit for thought. Sloppy use of tools leads to a sloppy result.
I WANT to think I use grammar properly (or at least as proper as possible) ...
'cept when I slip inta some jahgon or such, n' really think I kin type in th' v'NAcyulahhh.