I WANT to think I use grammar properly (or at least as proper as possible) ...
'cept when I slip inta some jahgon or such, n' really think I kin type in th' v'NAcyulahhh.
The worst is really typos when we get to commenting too fast. I have been in such a hurry to post a comment that I finished my rushed typing and hit POST and what I put up was gibberish because my hands were over by one key on the keyboard.