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To: Timber Rattler

The chances that any def lawyer lets the Cruzer on a jury...is about the same that Salma Hayek will dump her billonaire boyfriend and call me for a date.

The last thing a def lawyer wants is a knowledgeable, rational, analytic, and persuasive guy like Ted.


7 posted on 01/09/2015 2:23:48 PM PST by nascarnation (....)
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To: nascarnation

I dated Salma last weekend, didn’t like her personality.


11 posted on 01/09/2015 2:30:02 PM PST by PROCON (Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
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To: nascarnation

THis week my husband also showed up to do his civic duty.......

....of the many questions he was asked....is if he had bumper stickers and what did they say!


15 posted on 01/09/2015 2:33:26 PM PST by Guenevere
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To: nascarnation

I used to work for lawyers and was told that anyone in the legal profession — attorneys, secretaries, paralegals, etc. — will most likely not be selected for a jury. Still have to report for duty though.

I was called for duty once — right after I was discharged from the hospital and in no condition to serve, so I was excused. Now that I’m retired and in better health, they won’t call me. SIGH!


21 posted on 01/09/2015 2:41:58 PM PST by fatnotlazy
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To: nascarnation

Wow, I was thinking the same thing.

I, however, would love to be on a jury where there is such a knowledgeable person in the group.

I got called several times, but I never got placed on a jury .. bummer.


23 posted on 01/09/2015 2:43:57 PM PST by CyberAnt ("The hope and changey stuff did not work, even a smidgen.")
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To: nascarnation

That maybe true.

At least he showed up.


24 posted on 01/09/2015 2:45:00 PM PST by tennmountainman ("Prophet Mountainman" Predicter Of All Things RINO...for a small pittance.)
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