Now, you just know automatically there’s no domestic violence in Mayberry. :>}
Just exploding GOATS!!
Separated after US welfare officers seized dozens of animals from squalid conditions and took them to separate animal shelters, Mr G the goat became depressed, went on a six-day hunger strike, and refused to go outside until he was reunited with his best bud, his burro friend Jellybean. Now that they are back together (and living in much better circumstances), all is right in Mr. G's world once more! :-)