Harry Reid Breaks ‘A Number of Ribs and Bones in His Face’ in Exercise Accident

The Blaze ^ | 01/02/2015 | Fred Lucas

[Sivad]

Harry, didn’t anybody tell you that place is NOT a
gay bar?

[ilovesarah2012]

That works. LOL

[Vaquero]

[Las Vegas Dave]

Maybe OBAMACARE will pay his medical expenses??

[tacticalogic]

Fractured face is a very weird injury for a fall.

I'm thinkin' treadmill.

[HiTech RedNeck]

With some of the more complicated all-in-one home gyms, there are all manner of protuberances against which a haplessly placed body part could be struck.

Harry was clearly not wearing the full face helmet that any prudent federal law would have required.

[Nervous Tick]

>> Harry, didn’t anybody tell you that place is NOT a gay bar?

LOL... he saw his buddy Lindsay Gayham go into that bar so he thought it was OK.

[pallis]

Sounds like a couple of his mafia pals were helping him exercise.

[JPG]

Get well soon, Harry

[Usagi_yo]

Yea, he had a talking too. Remember a few years back when he had the black eye?

[Irenic]

How lucky for Reid, perhaps now he won’t smell stinky Americans citizens when the citizens visit their Capitol building.

[bert]

Reid told police the last thing he remembers before falling was someone saying “you’d better pay up”

[Vaduz]

Blue pill + Young hooker = Exercise accident

[HiTech RedNeck]

I don’t know how he could have failed any mob. Harry is not responsible for Barack having come off to the body politic like an utter ass.

[Let's Roll]

I had a grin on my face just from reading the headline.

Second thought - that sounds like a beating to me.

[W.]

Did Drinky Crow fall on Crunchy Harry?

[The Public Eye]

Oh great. Now watch for Big Government to crack down on exercise equipment.
Federal licenses and regulations can’t be far away.

[TurboZamboni]

Just more proof Hairy Reed has a screw loose.

[PLD]

His wife finally beat the crap out of the old fool..I cant wait until this old codger gets what he deserves from God..

Sorry Lord I cant help myself..

[OKSooner]

I recall reading a really fun story once in NR about a guy who took up amateur boxing while he was in the Navy and found himself in an unsanctioned fight complete with people at ringside betting and all kinds of sleazy stuff.

He got the hell beaten out of himself by a laid-off pipefitter, except the guy broke his right hand punching him, whereupon his ring guys told him to go finish it, which he did.

When his buddies took him to the ER back at the Navy base, (I forget which one...), they told the attending physician that he'd fallen off a bicycle.

The doctor had the punchline - "Possibly, but only after taking a hell of a beating."