My family celebrates Kwanzaa with a big ‘ole helping of cane sugar goodies and tobacco.
Then we ponder the many things rapist/torturer Ron Karenga, Kwanzaa’s founder, might do to our daughters while they’re asleep.
Then of course we thank the Spirit of Nature for the many ways Africa has been improved since colonial times.
I was thinking of replacing the seven candles with seven soldering irons, in the true spirit of the season.