Unfortunately, this needs a caveat:
"Like almost all Americans, I hate your congressmen and senators. Your people are corrupt, and evil and stupid. On the other hand, of course, my politicians are pretty fine people, and I'll likely vote to return them to office."
NOTE: I'm in Mass., so unlike a lot of people, I actually know that I am ruled over by politicians who are just as bad as the rest of the bunch. But look at McCain and Graham and Boehner and all the rest -- they get re-elected because their constituents like them. The voters just think people in other states are the problem.
I live in NYistan and have the detestable Louise Slaughter as my congresscritter, and Schmuck Schumer and Chubby Gillibrand are my senators...I detest them all and THEY ARE THE PROBLEM.