[2ndDivisionVet]

There are these new things called “makeup” and “hair shampoo” as well. I’m nearly 55 and have no wrinkles, how does a twenty-something have so many?

[re_nortex]

I’m nearly 55...

Why you're just a youngster! Or so it seems from the viewpoint of this doddering old man. :)

Thanks for the spot-on reply about the "authorette" windbag.

[snuffy smiff]

She is what folks around here commonly refer to as ‘rode hard and put up wet a few too many times’...