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To: Paladin2

Many of you may have asked the same question. I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.

When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Harrisburg Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.........

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing. Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and, lo and behold, my f---ing car had been stolen!

18 posted on 12/09/2014 12:37:58 PM PST by KeyLargo
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To: KeyLargo

That is really funny!


19 posted on 12/09/2014 12:40:15 PM PST by GilGil
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To: KeyLargo

hehe


35 posted on 12/09/2014 2:29:53 PM PST by snooter55 (People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do)
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