That is the funniest damn thing I’ve read in a long long time!
Volunteer to have the cops search your home? That’s freakin hilarious.
Where in sam hell is this town?
Enclave of liberal morons in Beloit, Wisconsin.
*Shakes Head, Walks Away*
Mr. Jones, as we were searching for weapons under your 14 year old son's bed, we ran across these magazines so we'll be taking him down to juvie.
Hmm, Mrs. Jones, those tomato and okra plants out in the garden look a lot like marijuana so we're going have to have you come with us and we'll be sending someone out to burn and plow your backyard.
Susie, that little dog of your's looked at us in a peculiar way so we shot him.
Mr. Jones, we'll be back tomorrow with a team to rip up your floorboards just in case you have anything else you're hiding. You say you have an elderly widowed mother you visit often. No, no, we already have her address and have sent another team to her house because our records show there have been drug deliveries there using your credit card. Now, lets talk about your neighbors.