Perfect solution Get the cast of the Muppets to do it. Have the two old hecklers in the wings. Miss Piggy as Michelle, Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street.
Come now it would be endorsed by Public TV. More taxpayers money flushed down the toilet on yet another failed government attempt to promote Barack Hussein Obama AKA barry Soetoro.
Please I think I will go get the barf bag now and lose my breakfast.
The Muppets...
I think you may be on to something.