1 posted on
12/03/2014 3:39:58 AM PST by
DFG
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To: DFG
For a second there I thought it was a story about Congress.....
29 posted on
12/03/2014 4:56:57 AM PST by
ExGeeEye
(The enemy's gate is down...and to the left.)
To: DFG
About 100 brains missing from University of TexasBFD. The brains of everyone who voted for 0bama are missing and no one noticed.
30 posted on
12/03/2014 4:57:03 AM PST by
from occupied ga
(Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
To: DFG
Abby something...
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Abby...
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...Normal...
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Yes, Abby Normal!
31 posted on
12/03/2014 5:07:50 AM PST by
WayneS
(Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
To: DFG
Finally. Someone notices. This has been happening right before us for years and is a major epidemic in almost all of our schools today affectiing administers, teachers, and students.
33 posted on
12/03/2014 5:09:57 AM PST by
inpajamas
(Texas Akbar!!!!!!!)
To: DFG
A lawyer questioning a doctor during a trial:
Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for breathing?”
A: “No.”
Q: “So, then, it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
A: “No.”
Q: “How can you be so sure, doctor?”
A: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Q: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
A: “It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”
34 posted on
12/03/2014 5:17:17 AM PST by
Nateman
(If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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35 posted on
12/03/2014 5:19:43 AM PST by
Fresh Wind
(The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away)
To: DFG
100?
Psssssshhhhh... That’s nothing compared to all the brains missing from Washington DC! A mere drop in the bucket!
To: DFG
37 posted on
12/03/2014 5:28:05 AM PST by
TexasFreeper2009
(Obama lied .. the economy died.)
To: DFG
Well that didn’t take long.
43 posted on
12/03/2014 5:57:38 AM PST by
gfbtbb
(Ladies and Gentlemen, we are on our own.)
To: DFG
Apparently MSM headline writers increasingly wish to break into comedy writing.
To: DFG
And here I thought that maybe they were talking about the faculty.
47 posted on
12/03/2014 6:11:37 AM PST by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: DFG
As expected, their first statement was that there was no evidence of brains showing up at A&M.
48 posted on
12/03/2014 6:22:37 AM PST by
ansel12
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50 posted on
12/03/2014 6:23:45 AM PST by
X-spurt
(CRUZ missile - armed and ready.)
To: DFG
So undergrads just walked in and took them? Did they have these brains behind an unlocked screen door?
Southern people are funny.
51 posted on
12/03/2014 6:25:26 AM PST by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: DFG
I’m very relieved to know this since I thought the situation of missing brains at the University of Texas was much, much worse.
Whooop!
52 posted on
12/03/2014 6:46:46 AM PST by
Sequoyah101
(Adversity does not build character so much as expose it.)
To: DFG
About 100 brains missing from University of Texas Hey Rick Perry -- whatever you are up to, it won't work.
60 posted on
12/03/2014 7:52:28 AM PST by
meadsjn
To: DFG
That’s most of the faculty and teaching support staff, but then who expects professors to have a brain anyway?
63 posted on
12/03/2014 8:01:16 AM PST by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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64 posted on
12/03/2014 8:53:06 AM PST by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: DFG
Rick Perry will be glad to hear this.
Just kidding..
68 posted on
12/03/2014 11:56:49 AM PST by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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