True story: About 15 years ago I was insane enough to drive a yellow cab in New York city and one morning I was waiting for an available cab in the garage, and what we use to do is give our hack license to the dispatcher along with a tip so we’d get out of there faster. So while waiting on line I saw this guy in front of me and his hack license said “Islam, Mohammed”. His name was actually Mohammed Islam if you can believe it. So without missing a beat I said to him: “Mohammed Islam? Allow me to introduce myself - Jesus Christianity.” LOL!
I’m Moses Judaism. Good to met you.
LOL
Or you could have said: I’m Buddha Buddhism.................
Reminds of the Bill Cosby skit, where he joked that as a boy, he thought his name was "Jesus Christ."
Because his father constantly was yelling at him: "Jesus Christ, stop doing that!" "Jesus Christ, get over here!"