Dear Saint Obama. Please save me from the demise
of my environment. Thanks, your friend Stewie.
‘cause we’ll all FINALLY have flying cars!
The temperature inversion of greenhouse gasses will naturally cause the oxygen in the atmosphere to migrate to the northern regions of the earth in order to dissipate the heat caused by fossil fuel burning thereby causing the air to heat to the point where the wings of airplanes will no longer be able to fly because it would be too thin for the process of lift to occur, causing widespread chaos in the world due to the fact that airplanes will no longer be able to transport Global Warming activists everywhere in order to warn everyone of the impending catastrophe.
(Not even the birds will not be able to fly.)
See? Ya know?
/S/
IMHO
I went to a dinner party about eight years ago now at a friend’s home in Virginia. A female friend of ours wanted to introduce her new boyfriend, who had travelled down from where he lives in Rhode Island. He was a college professor, and that evening he stated that due to global warming, New England in five years would have palm trees.
The couple broke up a few weeks later.....
$$ for baggage? Come on.. why? If I started an airline, baggage would be free...and a few others charges would not be charged.
Dear Saint Obama. Please save me from the demise
of my environment. Thanks, your friend Stewie.
Sounds like settles science to me.
Global Warmunists should be prohibited from flying....or owning/driving cars.
(or the modren electronic version)
Yes. It’s very sad. We’ve reached the ultimate limit of innovation and invention. The Patent Office will be deactivated and all the bureaucrats there will be jobless; panhandling in front of the Smithsonian because there’s nothing new left to invent. We haven’t quite reached the end of the world, but you can see it from here.
When these turdbrains get together for conferences, are they able to conduct their “business” with a straight face, pretending to believe this silly bullcrap themselves?
Or does it occasionally get the best of even them, to the point where they have to pull all the blinds down and lock all the doors and laugh their asses off at the millions of low level democRats who actually believe this drivel?
Wow! These fools are insane.
Even if this were true...the airlines would just take the flights off earlier in the morning, when its cooler.
Dumb problem to worry about.
If global temperatures rise by one degree (a value greater than the high end of the AGW model predictions for 2050), airplanes won’t be able to fly. Don’t we already see that on summer days when temperatures are one degree higher than average?
Global alarmists warn that pigs will fly in 50 years.
The chumps won’t be here in 50 years to eat their words.
Global Warming Alarmist might actually be able to get good Scientist to work for them, if they paid in cash. Instead of paying in bananas, leaves, and insects (monkey food).
I guess that explains why our airplanes were unable to fly in high density altitude places like Vietnam and Afghanistan. /S
Ridiculous! The airlines will become too unprofitable to continue as they become increasingly unattractive to the public as modes of travel due to terrorism and allowing no luggage or wearing of clothes as a counter-measure to terrorism.
I'd better sell my stock in Dubai Airlines!
(Didn't like the food anyway!!
Liberalism IS a mental disorder.