[Calvin Locke]

Not in Federal lockup. IIRC, the fairly recently deceased former congresscritter from OH, Traficant?, had to give up and reveal that his wild “do” was really a [hair] “piece”, when he went in for tax evasion or the like.

[Bubba_Leroy]

I really miss James Traficant.

Sure, he was a crooked Democrat, but no more than the rest of them.

At least he was an entertaining crooked Democrat.