I'm getting sick and tired of a small group of people who get over-zealous in their demands for what they want in their food. No wonder why many restaurant owners are starting to fight back against these annoying patrons.
He warned her the faux burger might contain traces of meat, but she tucked in anyway. She ate it. She ate the meaty-flavored veggie burger with gusto.
First there was Alferd Packer. Then Abe Frohman, and then Hannibal Lector. This is the real life story behind the vegan horror classic: “The Silence of the Yams.”
Waitress: No substitutions
Bob: What do you mean? You don’t have any tomatoes?
Waitress: Only what’s on the menu. You can have a #2, plain omelet, comes with cottage fries and rolls.
Bobby: I know what it comes with but it’s not what I want.
Waitress: I’ll come back when you make up your mind.
Bobby: Wait a minute, I have made up my mind. I’d like a plain omelet, no potatoes on the plate, a cuppa coffee and a side order of wheat toast.
Waitress: I’m sorry, we don’t have any side orders of toast. It’s a muffin or a coffee roll.
Bobby: What do you mean you don’t make side orders of toast. You make sandwiches don’t you?
Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
Bobby: You’ve got bread and a toaster of some kind?
Waitress: I don’t make the rules.
Bobby: Okay, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. I’d like an omelet plain and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress : A #2, chicken sal sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
Nazi- like? Well that would follow since one of the biggest butchers of all time, Hitler was vegan.
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I'm getting sick and tired of a small group of people who get over-zealous in their demands for what they want in their food. No wonder why many restaurant owners are starting to fight back against these annoying patrons.
When I get to the Hunter Valley I will pop in for a Burger and some abuse - just for fun :). He sounds like the Soup Nazi - good on him it’s his restaurant and most Aussies abuse their mates so it sounds just like home!
And here they decry being compared to brownshirts...
She was “disappointed” that the burger shop didn’t offer more vegan options and then she has the audacity to complain that “They need to cater for all dietary requirements without passing personal judgment.”
Um, no. The business decides on the menu, not the customers. Would she offer the same advice if a meat eater went in a vegan restaurant and wanted some veal? How about ordering some bacon at a muslim restaurant?
These power-mad control freaks need to sit down and shut up. Leave the rest of us alone.
I love this man! This is what Americans should do.
Every liberal is a seething, violent thug. Never doubt it.
I’ll have the “pescetarian option”..on the side.
Hitler was in fact a vegetarian!
I agree! I can make tasty vegetarian dishes. But usually vegans eat highly processed food that it's own mother would not recognize.
Why give up natural for fake?
Vegetarians are evil. They slaughter plants by the trillions. Vegetarians have a lot in common with locusts.
Vegans = Idiots.
Their paranoia is a mental illness.