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Terrorist Fail: Suicide Belt Detonates Prematurely
Fox Live news ^
| November 11, 2014
| Staff
Posted on 11/03/2014 10:28:58 PM PST by lbryce
Published on May 31, 2014
A Syrian-based terror group is stting around singing, rifles stacked in the middle of the room and their flag draped on the wall above when a suicide belt goes off prematurely.
These men are said to be a group of Takfiri terrorists, a foreign-sponsored group that's claimed responsibility for numerous attacks across Syria, Lebanon, and Iraq.
(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...
TOPICS: Extended News; Government
KEYWORDS: good; napl; prematuredetonation; suicidebomb
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With the suicide bomb detonating prematurely
1. They died for nothing, no heaven
2 Get no eternal sexual fulfillment with 72 Virgins
3. There is a program in the works to get enrolled in unlimited eternal goat sex if qualified
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posted on
11/03/2014 10:28:58 PM PST
by
lbryce
To: lbryce
2
posted on
11/03/2014 10:31:42 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
To: lbryce
don’t tell ‘em but all the bomb materials from Libya had pig fat in the explosives ...
3
posted on
11/03/2014 10:35:02 PM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Slings and Arrows
Not-a-mangled-batch-of-koranimals ping
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posted on
11/03/2014 10:36:10 PM PST
by
SirLurkedalot
(My carry permit was issued in 1791.)
To: lbryce
5
posted on
11/03/2014 10:36:24 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(SHAITAN: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!! ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO US. HA HA HA HA....)
To: RichInOC
Somebody set us up the bomb!
To: lbryce
Looks like they were using a case of shoddy pin ball parts they traded some Plutonium for.
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posted on
11/03/2014 10:48:23 PM PST
by
MtnMan101
To: SirLurkedalot; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"Oops! Did
I do that?"
8
posted on
11/03/2014 10:49:58 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: lbryce
Double failure; people walked from the room where it went off. And really - how popular do you have to be when your video of the pre bombing celebration gets out?
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posted on
11/03/2014 10:54:28 PM PST
by
kingu
(Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Premature detonation still gets you eternal damnation.
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posted on
11/03/2014 11:06:34 PM PST
by
Trillian
To: lbryce
Oh shucks.
Too bad it doesn’t happen more often.
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posted on
11/03/2014 11:08:52 PM PST
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: Trillian
*shrug* They should’ve read the fine print.
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posted on
11/03/2014 11:10:57 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: lbryce
13
posted on
11/03/2014 11:13:49 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Trillian
I thought there was a pill for that now....
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posted on
11/03/2014 11:37:14 PM PST
by
Norm Lenhart
("Refusing to vote against unprincipled people made Obama President. " - agere_contra)
To: metmom
Shadenfreude.
Has the CIA considered putting some faulty detonators on the black market?
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posted on
11/03/2014 11:38:07 PM PST
by
joshua c
(Please dont feed the liberals)
To: lbryce
Premature detonation cn ruin your whole day.
To: lbryce
OH SING IT TO ME MARTY!!!
A white...
Long robe...
And a Pink mist detonationnnnn
I’m all dressed up for the dance...
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posted on
11/03/2014 11:40:45 PM PST
by
Norm Lenhart
("Refusing to vote against unprincipled people made Obama President. " - agere_contra)
To: lbryce
Get no eternal sexual fulfillment with 72 Virgins Nonsense. If jihadis kill themselves without killing anyone else, Allah will be so pleased with them that he will give them an extra helping of virgins.
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posted on
11/03/2014 11:40:50 PM PST
by
TChad
(The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
To: lbryce
What was the last thing going through your mind, Achmed?
My ass.
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posted on
11/03/2014 11:41:29 PM PST
by
wille777
To: RichInOC
premature jihadulation...
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posted on
11/03/2014 11:41:39 PM PST
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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