Posted on 11/02/2014 11:34:32 AM PST by Kaslin
Im wondering whether the Transportation Security Administration is a valuable part of government.
Not because the bureaucracy does a good job, but instead because it does so many foolish things that it helps convince more people to become libertarians.
Consider these horror stories.
o Confiscating a plastic hammer from a mentally retarded man.
o Detaining a woman for carrying breast milk.
o Hassling a woman for the unexplained red flag of having sequentially numbered checks.
o Demanding that a handicapped 4-year old boy walk through a metal detector without his leg braces.
o Putting an 8-year old cub scout on the no-fly list.
oStopping a teenager from flying because her purse had an image of a gun.
Lets add a few more examples to this list.
Heres a story from Reason about the Keystone Cops of the TSA, as they deal with the horrific threat of a belt buckle shaped like…(gasp)…a ray gun.
Award-winningvideographer Sean Malone had a raygun belt buckle confiscated recently by the good folks at the Transportation Security Administration (TSA)….Malone emails that the pinch happened at LAX: …They called it a replica of a weapon…. the guy said, Yeah, theres something in there thats kind of shaped like a gun, to which I replied, Yeah. Its a belt buckle.… He pulled it out of the bag and looked at it. Yep. Belt buckle….he called his supervisor over, who…said, Listen, you can either go back out of security and put this in your check luggage (which I dont have), or well confiscate it. …I looked at her and said, You understand that this is a belt buckle, right? It is not a danger to the safety of anyone nor is it against the law to carry….At this point, she got red in the face and loudly declared that she wasnt going to argue with me or have a debate about this.
Reminds me of the time I was given a bottle of 100 percent maple syrup as my honorarium for giving a speech in New Hampshire, yet was forced to leave it at the airport because the TSA bureaucrats said my only other choice was to check my bag (which would have cost $25).
If a raygun belt buckle is scary to the TSA, you wont be surprised to learn that kitty cat key chains also are very frightening.
Even when in the hands of famous people.
This time the victim was HBO star Lena Dunham. She was carrying a Super Scary Terroristy Kitty Cat Keychain. The TSA, ever-vigilant, pounced. But it wasnt enough that they found the Terrorist Keychain; no, they also detained her. And called the police. Yes…, they summoned the police because of a keychain.
Ive never understood why Lena Dunham is a star, but I certainly can sympathize with her frustration about mindless government stupidity.
Most people will agree that TSA bureaucrats can behave like empty-headed drones on occasion, but some of them simply shrug their shoulders and say thats an inevitable part of government. In other words, we need airport security, so accept that it will be done foolishly.
Thats a semi-reasonable attitude. After all, I accept that the defense department will waste a lot of money, yet still want there to be national defense.
I only reach that conclusion, though, because even a wild-eyed libertarian like myself cant quite see how the private sector can defend the country. But why does government need to be involved with airport security?
Lets put the private sector in charge, asArnold Kling and Nick Schulz have argued. And asSteve Chapman explains, there were lots of benefits to the pre-TSA system.
Check out this amazing picto-graph if you want more information.
P.S. I am willing to praise the TSA when it does something sensible.
P.P.S. And Im even willing to criticize unfair government intervention at airports when Im the beneficiary!
P.P.P.S. On a totally unrelated topic, give me some congratulations. My beautiful daughter is getting married this weekend.
Half of the population has a below-average IQ — sometimes, it seems they gravitate to positions of authority.
http://www.wickedclothes.com/products/cat-self-defense-keychain
Not to defend TSA, but the referenced key chain is sold a weapon.
I’ve traveled a lot by air in the last few years, and never had a problem with the TSA. Last trip I was on their “upgrade” list that put me in a separate and less lengthy line where I needn’t remove my shoes. I’ve never had more than two carry-on bags, so maybe that makes the list.
Of course this is no more than personal experience.
Yes, the author pretty much proved he was an agenda driven idiot with that one.
Good slaves learn to comply with their masters.
Love that.
I recently flew out of SeaTac airport on Southwest. TSA waved everyone into the "upgrade" line, whether their ticket was tagged as such or not. The very large TSA guy waving people through refused to make eye conact or respond to anyone who asked if they were in the right line. He literally pretended to be oblivious that he was being spoken to.
From there, another silent TSA agent waved everyone directly to screening, where I watched in amazement as not one TSA employee even glanced at the X-Ray monitor as the carry-ons went through on the conveyor.
It's gotten to the point where even the TSA knows they're a pointless joke. I wouldn't have any complaint about them operating this way, if only they weren't given a multi-billion dollar budget of tax payer money.
The TSA runs Security Theater.
If you're still flying for non-work/emergency trips, YOU are part of the problem.
If their bottom line is sufficiently bloodied, the airframe/airline industries have the clout to banish the nazi bastards.
So much for travelling light, fast and cheap.
I now check luggage every time... it was free with UA Prestige Silver... but UA shafted us all and I lost my Silver status somehow.
The problem is that TSA, as civil service federal employees, cannot easily be fired for inattentiveness to their jobs.
It would be better to go back to private security, with spot-checks of the security guards performance (possibly from government, or another private firm hired specifically to probe for security laxness).
Great article but I disagree with Lena Dumdum’s keychain. It’s a weapon similar to brass knuckles. The cat’s ears are meant to puncture and slash.
“Half of the population has a below-average IQ sometimes, it seems they gravitate to positions of authority.”
Yeah, reminds me of John Candy’s portrayal of the Security Guard at “Wally World!”
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