Be It Known That FR Coventantor
Has Laid His Just and Rightly Sovereign Claim
To All Lands, Peoples, Kine, Properties,and Waters
Within the Bounds and Coast of The Usurpers of MY Kingdom
The So-Called Country of Sweden.
By This Just and Righteous Claim Having Been Acknowledged and Endorsed by The Peoples and Ruler of Vanuatu
I Hereby Order The Immediate Departure of All Infidels, Communists, Socialists, Sissymen, And Gerbils By Force of Arms If Necessary.
Beware and Obey Sweden or face the Might of Three Eestonians, Two Finns and Someother Balts All Liquored-Up and Ready to Tussel.
I’ll support you, Cov! Any time, any place.
The Minister of State for the Empire Of Slings And Arrows has offered a meow of support for your claims and coughed up a hairball in the general direction of Stockholm.