How is it Sweden’s business? This is beyond me. I’m glad the ambassador is going home.
Be It Known That FR Coventantor
Has Laid His Just and Rightly Sovereign Claim
To All Lands, Peoples, Kine, Properties,and Waters
Within the Bounds and Coast of The Usurpers of MY Kingdom
The So-Called Country of Sweden.
By This Just and Righteous Claim Having Been Acknowledged and Endorsed by The Peoples and Ruler of Vanuatu
I Hereby Order The Immediate Departure of All Infidels, Communists, Socialists, Sissymen, And Gerbils By Force of Arms If Necessary.
Beware and Obey Sweden or face the Might of Three Eestonians, Two Finns and Someother Balts All Liquored-Up and Ready to Tussel.