1. It flies into a rage at "Bad Command Or Filename"
2. It chirps "I don't need to document, the code is commented."
3. It chirps "I don't need to comment the code, I know what I'm trying to do."
4. It growls "Change control is a complete waste of time."
5. It passes the Turing test with "Hello world"
6. It is capable of body odor.
7. It can type a three-line shell command with two fingers but can't type a shopping list without misspelling "mayonnaise"
8. It knows fewer that three other AIs that aren't programmers.
9. has a distinct preference for variables which are a minimum of 52 letters long.
10. Can work for days and even weeks on just coffee and Twinkies..................
You forgot “We know it doesn’t do anything yet. Its called Agile Development.”