Charlie Crist Violates Debate Rules, Forces Debate Delay

Townhall ^ | Oct 15, 2014 | Kevin Glass

[South40]

In violation of debate rules agreed to by both political campaigns, the ideologically-fluid Charlie Crist had his podium modified with a foreign object in order to keep him more comfortable at the beginning of the Florida gubernatorial debate, causing a delay until both sides could come to a resolution.

The Scott campaign eventually acquiesced to Crist's "request" that the debate rules be changed in order for Crist's comfort. The Crist campaign, for their part, maintains that they always requested a modification to the rules - but it's a modification clearly unseen and not agreed to by the Scott campaign.

[BenLurkin]

modified with a foreign object in order to keep him more comfortable

uh......

[boycott]

He’s always been a classless maggot.

[festusbanjo]

With all of his lies, Charlie Crist was fearful of his pants actually catching fire as he spoke.

[AppyPappy]

Who is he, George The Animal Steele?

[Texas Eagle]

Something new under the sun. A 'RAT who can't play by the rules.

Just think what he'd do as Governor.

[Texas Eagle]

Something new under the sun. A 'RAT who can't play by the rules.

Just think what he'd do as Governor.

[Ray76]

Was it a phone or other electronic device that could feed him information?

[sargon]

The foreign object is probably some kind of rigid rubber shaft which chameleon Charlie Crist could sit upon, in order to keep him from slipping off his chair.

You know: a dildo...

[South40]

RATs cheat. It’s in their DNA.

[Cruz_West_Paul2016]

Charlie Crisp should audition to replace that Tuna Character on the face of Starkist products.

[napscoordinator]

Hey bud!

The fan has it’s own twitter page. That was the most dreadful debate I ever saw. Scott talked about his Mother throughout the debate. Crist just said whatever he was thinking at the moment. They both deserve to lose. Such an embarrassment.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

What was it? A dildo? Why are they keeping it secret?

[gov_bean_ counter]

Batteries included???

[isthisnickcool]

Here is a pic of the modified podium:

[napscoordinator]

I think Scott lost tonight. Get ready for another Crist term. So frustrating. They are saying “fangate” and the fan has it’s own Twitter page. That is going to be on the front page of every paper in the morning.

[Bryanw92]

>>modified with a foreign object in order to keep him more comfortable

For Crist, it was probably something dildo-shaped.

[South40]

Hello my FRiend.

Thanks for the play by play. I can't say I'm impressed with either one of them. Of the two, I really can't stand Crist. What a weasel.

[South40]

lol!

[Blue Highway]

Imagine a contraption like this under his podium...