what good does a virtual conference do when the messiah skipped the intel briefings?
Notes from the tele conference:
Hello, this is Obama, ruler of all he surveys.
Response: Cough, humm, cat calls.
O; OK, we got this Ebola stuff we need to talk about, so I will tell you what I think.
Response: zzzz.
O; You are not doing enough, you need to spend more money and send more people as I lead the way by sending others to an uncertain future.
Respons: Good for you, bad for your people.
O: This ISIS,er ISIL is bad. We must stop them. Turkey what are you doing, Susan rice gave you the answer.
T: Shows a finger.
O: Did you get married, I cannot make out what finger that is.
T: FU.
O: Not nice to say that to a fellow NATO member, I will not grace you with a visit for that.
T: Good.
O: OK, now then that we agree, I will issue a press release to that effect, time to head out now. Bye.