“I looked for the satire tag but did not see one.”
Read this from the story...SATIRE!
“We are extremely pleased to have Eric Holder, a dear friend and and tireless advocate for the interests of Wall Street, join our prestigious financial services firm where he belongs,” Dimon said in a press release. “Considering the awful s**t we did — and boy did we do a lot of sleazy, ugly, ethically insidious s**t — Mr. Holder always stood in our corner and defended us no matter what. Hell, I even got a 74 percent raise out of it!
I only wish that Holder thought something like this was about to happen to him, and then was told-———”Fooled ya!”