Air Canada warns pilots about bringing PORN in plane cockpits

Daily Mail UK ^ | 9-26-14 | Chris Kitching

[smokingfrog]

Full Title: Air Canada forced to warn pilots they could be sacked or face criminal charges after discovering PORN in plane cockpits

[Veggie Todd]

Porn....cockpit....sometimes the jokes write themselves.

[DUMBGRUNT]

The old two heads and only so much blood problem!

[Marie]

I’ll bet money that we’re talking about ‘pin up girls’. The fact is, women have walked into male-spaces and then had a fit every time they see the image of a sexy woman hung up inside a guy’s locker or a mechanic’s office.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Reminder: The joystick is for flying the plane, ONLY.

[BigEdLB]

Keeps the blood flowin’on those long overnight flights...

[Huskrrrr]

Mile high club?

[billorites]

"Ladies and gentleman, in preparation for landing please return your flight crew to the upright and locked position..."

[Gay State Conservative]

I'd say that Canadian porn is pretty tame!

[x1stcav]

Does porn in the ‘cockpit’ create a stiff stick situation?

[chrisser]

I’m only half surprised they didn’t put out a memo about not having porn on the flight deck unless you bring enough for everyone...

[knarf]

" A female pilot first started complaining to the Montreal-based airline around six years ago after finding pornography displayed, glued or tucked into areas within the cockpit, CBC News reported."

REAL MEN used to know why they flew and for whom.

There's not a war or conflict that MEN didn't carry with them a woman ... wife. girlfriend or wet dream .. it was a woman and sex.

Get over it.

That female pilot loves her man or woman telling her how hot she looks and if it's the other way around, she drools over HER bitch.

[billorites]

"I'd say that Canadian porn is pretty tame!"

Lame is more like it. They mandate that 70% of the pornography consist of domestic Canadian content.

[GeronL]

Nobody is talking about pictures of loved ones or a painting on the plane. There are no redeeming qualities to pornography.

[billorites]

[Gay State Conservative]

They mandate that 70% of the pornography consist of domestic Canadian content.

If I was offered 70% of Shania Twain (circa 1998) I'd be happy!

[miele man]

Have the mechanics been ruled out as the culprits? If so, the article should have mentioned it.

[knarf]

I decided to go and actually read the article and found;

"She said: ‘The material in question consisted almost entirely of inappropriate business cards and was confined mainly to one aircraft type and route, our Embraer E-90s operating to Las Vegas."

I used to drive hotshot for a gas well service, servicing directional drilling/fracking.

Their business card was a collector's cool (everyone wanted one ... just because ... they had stickers for the hardhat too ... )

I don't have any after the fire, but the logo was a naked woman in white silhouette, standing face front, legs spread, holding a drill (large approx 10" pipe, about 20 ft long) and printed under 'her' was "downhole services"

Very popular advertising and they were very busy

Just sayin'

[smokingfrog]

Fitzpatrick said the offensive materials “consisted almost entirely of inappropriate business cards” found mostly on the Embraer E-90s flights to Las Vegas. The most recent reported incident was in February of this year, Fitzpatrick said.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/las-vegas-officials-clean-x-rated-litter-article-1.1155058

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