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Officials nab Canadian man trying to cross border with 51 turtles in his pants
Red Alert Politics ^
| 9-26-2014
| Erin Mundahl
Posted on 09/26/2014 6:57:14 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing
Go figure. An official will nab a turtle toting Canadian but won’t nab a gun toting illegal. Unbelievable.
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:26:59 PM PDT
by
Maudeen
To: smoothsailing
Go ahead, put me in your pants. I dare ya.
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:27:46 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
("Moderates" are lying manipulative bottom feeding scum.)
To: skinkinthegrass
gotta be on a reptile ping list, pleese.
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:31:05 PM PDT
by
Louis Foxwell
(This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
To: smoothsailing
Nothing more uncomfortable than a tortoise in the hair.
To: smoothsailing
He explained he had so many turtles because the turtles were happy together.
He should have tried smuggling mock turtles instead. They make good soup.
To: smoothsailing
So it was turtles all the way down?
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:37:59 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: All
Only 51? Must have been a rookie.
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:39:03 PM PDT
by
Peter ODonnell
(Pray for the restoration of a strong and free USA)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:41:01 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
("911 is for when the backhoe won't start." JRandomFreeper)
To: pabianice
When I was little I remember being told that if a turtle bites you it will not let go until it thunders.
I found this to be untrue when my young son was bitten by a turtle. We put antibiotic ointment on the bite and from that day until this we still call it “turtle bite cream”.
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:46:39 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: stevie_d_64
This is a snapping turtle-
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:51:32 PM PDT
by
matthew fuller
(Barak Hussein Obama- the first step into a thousand years of darkness.)
To: matthew fuller
Is that an alligator snapping turtle?
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:53:01 PM PDT
by
ladyjane
To: cripplecreek; All
That's an Alligator Snapper...the shell
can more than 36" in Dia.
Southeastern/Southern USoA to VA/TX.
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:53:14 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in political in always to pick up a weapon...eh? "Bathhouse" 0'Mullah? d8^)
To: ladyjane; All
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:53:41 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in political in always to pick up a weapon...eh? "Bathhouse" 0'Mullah? d8^)
To: Ditter
Haha, that reminds of the time as a boy that I held a pet box turtle up to my brother for him to say “goodbye” to it before we headed to church: My brother leaned in a little too close and the turtle chomped onto my brother’s nose! I don’t remember exactly how we got it to let go, but my Mom says it did hang on for a little while.
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:55:33 PM PDT
by
Paul R.
(Leftists desire to control everything; In the end they invariably control nothing worth a damn.)
To: skinkinthegrass
No that’s a regular snapper caught here in Michigan. They don’t get as big as alligator snappers but they’re just as mean.
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:56:20 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
("Moderates" are lying manipulative bottom feeding scum.)
To: ladyjane
That is an Alligator snapping turtle (Austin Reptile Center)
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:57:19 PM PDT
by
matthew fuller
(Barak Hussein Obama- the first step into a thousand years of darkness.)
To: smoothsailing
a Canadian man had taped 51 live turtles to his legs and groin
Canadian man: Doc, what is it? Am I ok?
Doc: Dave, I’m afraid you’ve got turtles. It’s... I’m sorry to say, it’s spread to your groin. There isn’t a lot we can do at this point.
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:59:11 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: smoothsailing
I am sure that this arrest was the culmination of a years-long investigation involving several Federal agencies.
But they can’t catch that guy who walked across the border dressed as Bin Laden and carrying a Al-Queda flag.
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posted on
09/26/2014 8:00:11 PM PDT
by
bakeneko
To: matthew fuller
Ernie sure could make a lot of money with his turtles in China...
To: ladyjane
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posted on
09/26/2014 8:02:42 PM PDT
by
matthew fuller
(Barak Hussein Obama- the first step into a thousand years of darkness.)
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