“If he is an atheist, he is a scientist. If he believes in God, he is not a scientist.”
OK, I “get” that you enjoy mocking scientists, but the fact is that science does not require any particular religious beliefs, or no beliefs, but rather allows people of all beliefs to work together on projects.
So what, exactly is your problem with that?
Did you ever see a listing of famous Christian scientists?
If you don't believe everything "BrojoeK" writes, you are anti-science. If you think that Bill Nye is having an affair with the Voyager Holodoc, you are anti-science. If you think Michael Behe is a scientist, you are anti-science. If you mortgaged your house to donate money to the Richard Dawikins foundation and are lucky enough to have dinner with "one of the world's greatest minds" from time to time, you are a scientist. If you think he's a gas-bag, you are anti-science. If you think there is a difference between standup comics and scientists, you are anti-science.