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Monkeying Around? Gov’t Reportedly Spending $3.9M to Study Drunken Primates
Fox News Insider ^ | Sep. 12, 2014 5:12PM

Posted on 09/13/2014 6:17:56 AM PDT by Olog-hai

Is the government monkeying around on your dime?

The National Institutes of Health is reportedly spending $3.9 million over five years to study the effects of excessive drinking on monkeys. …

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TOPICS: Government; US: District of Columbia
KEYWORDS: biggovernment; drunkenmonkeys; junkscience; monkeys; nih
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To: Olog-hai

21 posted on 09/13/2014 7:40:56 AM PDT by VRW Conspirator (The next DNC convention will be spoken in Spanish; Press 1 for English)
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To: Olog-hai

Drunken primates? The methodology will be tricky: there aren’t that many chief bishops of national churches to study and most of them don’t get drunk all that often.

Oh, not that kind of primate? Sorry.

[:-)=======

(Orthodox monastic smiley)


22 posted on 09/13/2014 7:42:44 AM PDT by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know...)
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To: Olog-hai

“Gov’t Reportedly Spending $3.9M to Study Drunken Primates”

Does anyone know where one can volunteer?


23 posted on 09/13/2014 8:42:44 AM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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On virtually any college campus


24 posted on 09/13/2014 8:53:59 AM PDT by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box then 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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To: DannyTN
In Heaven there is no beer. urinating orangutan photo: Orangutan and a Dog OrangutanandFriend.gif That's why we drink it here.
25 posted on 09/13/2014 10:46:28 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: Olog-hai

Socialism Is Legal Plunder - Bastiat

http://www.usdebtclock.org


26 posted on 09/13/2014 12:52:29 PM PDT by PGalt
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