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U.S. Forest Service Issues Recommendations For Making Smores
The Daily Caller ^
| September 4, 2014
| Tristyn Bloom
Posted on 09/05/2014 11:50:15 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: BitWielder1
Recommendations become suggestions.
Suggestions become goals.
Goals become targets.
Targets become laws...............
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posted on
09/05/2014 12:13:01 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Get a marshmallow, put it on a stick, and wait in a forest (preferably National) for a lightning strike.
This is now a natural fire, and when said fire approaches you, hold out the stick till the marshmallow gets ‘just right’. Continue s’more construction, limiting said calories per MooseShell instructions.
Isn’t camping fun? Brought to you by the US Govt.
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posted on
09/05/2014 12:19:50 PM PDT
by
Scrambler Bob
(/s /s /s /s /s, my replies are "liberally" sprinkled with them behind every word and letter.!)
To: Red Badger
we can’t use the word target anymore since Gabby Giffords’ unfortunate run in with a liberal loony.
do I really need a sarc tag?
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posted on
09/05/2014 12:20:16 PM PDT
by
jurroppi1
(The only thing you "pass to see what's in it" is a stool sample. h/t MrB)
To: BitWielder1
“Okay for them to publish recommendations, better than making it into a LAW.”
WRONG!!!!!!!!!! Recommendation was created with stolen tax dollars. Money coerced by LAW.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Make sure you have plenty of Brawndo to put the fire out if necessary.
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posted on
09/05/2014 12:26:22 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Scrambler Bob
I came across a S’mores reference the other week. Goes back to the Girl Scouts in the 1920s, iirc.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
And the Democrats say there is no waste left to be cut from the government.
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posted on
09/05/2014 12:36:39 PM PDT
by
Jim from C-Town
(The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
If you stand ten feet away from a fire you can’t feel the fire.
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posted on
09/05/2014 12:43:28 PM PDT
by
Jim from C-Town
(The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Try using a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup instead of a piece of chocolate. MMMM.
I'll agree to the 30" stick though, not for burn purposes, but for the fact that my back aches after bending over the fire with anything shorter. Kids hold their own.
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posted on
09/05/2014 12:44:18 PM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Only the Obamas could make a camping tradition into a liberal ‘No you can’t do that’ statement.
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posted on
09/05/2014 12:46:04 PM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
To: TigersEye
Messin up the smores is half the fun. burning your marshmallow, getting chocolate all over.
yummmm
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posted on
09/05/2014 12:58:05 PM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: driftdiver
I never made smores when I was a kid. But I started building and tending campfires when I was about eight. If anyone had told me that I had to stand 10 ft. away from the fire ... I would have been a very unhappy camper.
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posted on
09/05/2014 1:03:48 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
To: TigersEye
Learning how to be safe around the fire is a critical life skill. Way beyond just a campfire.
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posted on
09/05/2014 1:05:08 PM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Just think, some bureaucrat’s slack jawed pot smoking relative, who is otherwise totally unemployable, finally got a job with dad and made his historical stupid recommendation. Shame they don’t put a name and a face with these idiotic regulations.
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posted on
09/05/2014 2:04:57 PM PDT
by
RetiredTexasVet
(Consistency: Every (all) top level manager in the Administration is a pathological liar.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Have the U.S. Forest Service employees try to make Smores from their own recipe without: 1) incinerating the Smore or 2) setting themselves on fire. We are talking about government employees that need rules to enforce!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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