Sigh...all this was predictable. What a mess this country is.
Thought you meant that lawyers will come with instructions.
I just spoke to a friend that recently was in Colorado.
He said legalization is drawing in all sorts of undesirables and that the locals hate the new legal pot laws.
Comes with the Mo Dowd Seal of Approval too
I can just imagine the instructions....
“Chew only small morsels at a time, no more than 2 every 15 minutes, until the desired warm and fuzzy buzz is achieved.
If you should suddenly start seeing purple dragons or black-clad Nazi stormtroopers with Nancy Pelosi’s face, you have indulged too much and should discontinue use.”
Note to self: When in Downtown Denver, selling high capacity rifle magazines out of the trunk of your car, DON’T EAT THE LOCAL FOOD! Buy only from out of state!
When they put caution labels on microwave food warning you that the product will be hot then ....
“Brownies should be eaten, not rolled and smoked.”
Something tells me this is a lot like the Forest Service’s pamphlet on `How To Toast Marshmallows”. (”Use a stick or toasting fork. Do not use your hands.”)
The ones who should read the instructions, won’t.
Will the government mandate that the instructions are also in Spanish?
I work in the pharmaceutical industry, which is regulated to incredibly high standards. That’s a major part of why legitimate medicine costs so much.
I’ll support legalized “medical” marijuana only when it is held to the same standards as actual medicine.
And a tragedy for the criminal defense lawyers and prosecutors. So it goes.
So, when all the Darwin Award winners die from eating pot brownies, maybe people will trend toward having more sense than fogging up their brains with drugs.
every single pot brownie maker will be sued in ever civil DWI case.
Front and center of all these pothead products should be the “DO NOT OPERATE ANY MOTOR VEHICLE OF ANY KIND FOR THIRTY DAYS AFTER LAST USE.”