[cripplecreek]

I curse my parents for naming me Old Granddad. I’m guessing my sister Wild Turkey isn’t too thrilled either.

[CrazyIvan]

I knew a guy in college named Jim Beam. He said people would try to remember his name and call him Jack Daniels all the time.

[Red Badger]

Could be worse. You could be Old Crow.................

[Fightin Whitey]

My momma preferred a splash of Jim Beam now and then while daddy stayed steady with the Old Crow.

I’d be obliged if you’d ask your sister sometime if she might want to meet a new acquaintance of yours.

Gets kinda lonely sometimes.

Jim Crow