Maybe his original name was Arthur MacDouglas which he then changed to Shawnee Tawani. When that sounded off beat, he went for the super cool “Shahid” (Martyr) “Jihad” (Holy War) Hareb (Scimitar).
Then after changing his name, he went to fight for Allah and was, fortunately killed. Now he has discovered that the 72 virgins waiting for him were actually ugly Nuns with shotguns from 1947...