[Winniesboy]

In Heaven, the police are British, the chefs are French, and the trains are run by the Germans.

In Hell, the police are German, the chefs are British, and the trains are run by the French.

That much-overworked witticism has long been out of date in all three categories.

[RinaseaofDs]

Not the bit about British cooking. It’s still foul. Foul. Even in London. Not Ireland though. Weird.