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Federal paralegals had no work, so they surfed the Internet
Washington Post ^ | 7-31-14 | Lisa Rein

Posted on 07/31/2014 2:12:25 PM PDT by afraidfortherepublic

Dozens of federal employees at an obscure agency that handles appeals of patent applications went years with so little work to do that they collected salaries — and even bonuses — while they surfed the Internet, did laundry, exercised and watched television, an investigation has found.

The employees, paralegals making $60,000 to $80,000 a year, were idle with full knowledge of their immediate bosses and multiple layers of managers and judges who “sat on their hands” waiting for work to give them, a year-long probe by the Commerce Department inspector general’s office uncovered.

The underworked paralegals did little as a backlog of appeals of patent examinations that many of them were hired to help process doubled from about 12,500 in fiscal 2009 to 25,300 last year. Soon after the appeals board brought on additional legal support staff to address a deluge of challenges to decisions by patent examiners, the Patent and Trademark Office imposed a hiring freeze that halted hires of judges needed to handle the appeals.

But they took home more than $4.3 million in pay and about $700,000 in annual performance bonuses of up to $3,500 apiece for “outstanding” work from 2009 through 2013, the report released Tuesday found.

The employees also worked from home. The Patent and Trademark Office set an early example for other federal agencies years ago when it encouraged employees to telework. But the inspector general found that for paralegals in the appeals office, working from home was a green light to abuse the privilege by doing laundry, washing dishes, reading books and a host of other personal activities.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: internet; laundry; paralegals; workathome

1 posted on 07/31/2014 2:12:25 PM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: afraidfortherepublic

Nice work if you can get it.


2 posted on 07/31/2014 2:12:50 PM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: afraidfortherepublic

Like the ObamaCare navigators who have a quota of 2 applications per MONTH!


3 posted on 07/31/2014 2:13:51 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

Nice unwork if you can get it.


4 posted on 07/31/2014 2:14:13 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

You have no idea. This is happening in more places than you can imagine. Those of us who actually WANT to work are being overshadowed by the masses of people who do just enough to look busy. It’s infuriating.


5 posted on 07/31/2014 2:15:45 PM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: afraidfortherepublic
Laundry, huh.

"You got ALL those grass-stains out..! OUTSTANDING..!!!"

6 posted on 07/31/2014 2:16:21 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: afraidfortherepublic

“Dozens of federal employees at an obscure agency that handles appeals of patent applications went years with so little work to do that they collected salaries — and even bonuses — while they surfed the Internet, did laundry, exercised and watched television, an investigation has found.”

Wow, that harkens back to Moochelle Obama’s no-show job at the hospital after Barry was elected to the U.S. Senate, except she was making a cool $300,000.

What a country.


7 posted on 07/31/2014 2:18:26 PM PDT by SharpRightTurn (White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

it’s good to have a guaranteed job with a guaranteed budget and guaranteed built in bonuses

for the rest of us, we’re forced to give 61% of our week to the fedgov. 65% of which is sent directly to other people... who are not in my area and are not related to me.


8 posted on 07/31/2014 2:20:34 PM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

Just another excellent example as to why it’s impossible to cut anything from federal budget. Already cut to the bone.yeah right.


9 posted on 07/31/2014 2:22:49 PM PDT by all the best
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To: GeronL

Nice paycheck, too.....................twice mine.................


10 posted on 07/31/2014 2:23:08 PM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

So this went on between 2009 and the current year. This is the same period during which the Obama Administration, Dems and MSM screamed hysterically that the Republican efforts to cut the budget by a pathetically small amount would cut off Social Security checks for the elderly and gut our national defense, as well as shut down all national parks and monuments. While the Park Service was refusing to let veterans visit the World War II memorial, these paralegals were sitting around, making $90,000 per year to surf the internet. Is it any wonder why this country is in as big of a fiscal mess as it is???


11 posted on 07/31/2014 2:31:33 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: afraidfortherepublic
Nice work if you can get it.

You either have to have the right familial (or political) connections or you must be one of "the most vulnerable among us".

12 posted on 07/31/2014 2:39:20 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Rat Party Policy:Lie,Deny,Refuse To Comply)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

I’m not surprised at all, the Civil Service managers can only get bumped up in grade when they have more people to ‘manage’. I’ve heard it called ‘Empire Building’ before, it’s just another screwy way that rules and regulations can and are manipulated for personal gain.


13 posted on 07/31/2014 2:54:21 PM PDT by The Working Man
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