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To: nascarnation

Those legs look like two nylon sacks full of cottage cheese and walnuts!


49 posted on 07/30/2014 3:34:59 PM PDT by JaguarXKE (1973: Reporters investigate All the President's Men. 2013: Reporters ARE all the President's men d)
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To: JaguarXKE

Yesterdaay as I was loading my kayak, a woman emerged from the water. I had previously seen only her head.

She was wearing a t shirt and knit pants. Both were transparent when wet. She weighed at least 300 pounds. her ankles were much bigger than my thighs. Her calves were in fact cottage cheese and walnuts. She was grosss beyond description

She complained of having to walk up the boat ramp. I know she was in the water totally immersed for 45 minutes to an hour. Having lost the buoyancy of all her flab, the weight nearly overcame her as she emerged from the water.

sad, sad, sad.


55 posted on 07/30/2014 3:44:43 PM PDT by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc.;+12 ..... Obama is public enemy #1)
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