[bimboeruption]

Not everyone thinks the Ketchup Gigolo is Hot S***.

[blackdog]

No spinal reinforcements detected for sure.

[relictele]

There’s no metal involved, but Kerry can tote 2 lbs of C4 explosive in his cheeks.

[ArtDodger]

Kerry was lucky he wasn’t subjected to a BS detector screening. Mine pegs out when his image pops up on the computer.

[left that other site]

Doesn’t he have a lot of metal in his body from his extensive war wounds?

He WAS in Vietnam, you know.

[jimbo123]

[Joe 6-pack]

In light of Kerry’s purple hearts, perhaps they should have used a medal detector.

[RitaOK]

Yes, and I wish Israel would do the same to this player.

[Qiviut]

He’s a Heinz Ketchup bottle in a suit.

[raybbr]

Any bets that Kerry brags about how he was willing to do this as a show of good faith and trust towards Muslims?

[PGR88]

Given that Obama supported the overthrow of the previous transition government in favor of the Muslim Brotherhood, nearly incited civil war in Egypt, and turned neighbor Libya on its head and into a Jihadi hell-hole, if I were a present military leader in Egypt, I would have subjected lurch to a full cavity search as well. Why should he be trusted for anything???

[V_TWIN]

I can hear it now:

“Nothing found on kerry except the giant steel plate in his head.”

Herman Munster's illegitimate child. HA!

[Tennessee Nana]

Oh the huge manatee....

[Mastador1]

Hey Lorenzo, let me ask you something: what sets off a metal detector first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?

Somehow seemed appropriate.

[faithhopecharity]

Bibi understands what Kerry represents (the enemies of Israel, USA, the church, moral values, and the western tradition of liberty). Kerry works for obama.

[servo1969]

They should have given him a cavity search.
Maybe they could’ve located his brain.

[VanDeKoik]

I thought that it said mental detection.

[Political Junkie Too]

What happened to diplomatic immunity? Why did Kerry cave into this? Why didn't he stand his ground and assert his immunity as our top diplomat?

Now, he's just as common as any airline traveler at an airport.

Stupid move on Kerry's part.

-PJ

[bimboeruption]

I think he’s playing around with his face again. His eyebrows look different. They no longer resemble wooly bear caterpillars, they look like little, circular puffs of cotton.

[Sasparilla]

Obama and Kerry should undergo lie detector screenings each time after they “speak” to the American public.

[tumblindice]

Keep Mr. Ed away from a piano.