“Our hearts go out to those who perished in this terrible tragedy. I’m working with the NSA, the FBI, the CIA, the WHO, and the EIEIO to determine if and whatnot. Words cannot express the depth of stuff and feelings the good people of Mayonnaisia over the loss of their second plane in like a couple of months. We will work to find this one too and those who did this will my Administration in pursuit though there are naysayers we’ll work together to forge ahead and all the people of the world. Goodnight.”
LOL... Mayonnaisia... ROTFLMAO
That’s funny. It’s all we get anymore. Boilerplate.