Posted on 07/15/2014 9:45:01 AM PDT by jimbo123
By now, everyone knows that Hillary Clinton’s memoir Hard Choices is a disaster of such enormous political and financial proportions that it should have been titled “Heaven’s Gate” — a reference to the most infamous Hollywood box office bomb of all time.
So how are Bill and Hillary taking this depressing news?
And what, if anything, are they planning to do about it?
For an answer, I spoke to two sources — one in Bill’s inner circle, the other in Hillaryland (as Hillary’s court is called) — and although these two sources do not know each other, they confirmed the same story:
Believe it or not, Hillary is planning to write another book!
According to one of Bill’s closest advisers, the former president has been furious over the clumsy rollout of Hard Choices. He didn’t much care for the book in the first place and barely skimmed over it. But he had no idea that it was going to be such an embarrassment and a sales failure.
“Bill blames himself for not getting involved in the way the book was put together by a committee and how it was publicized,” this source said.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
Oh, a HONEST book this time. D’oh!
Hillary probably did not write one word of that book. Ghost writers are hired all the time in the publishing biz. The outline and structure of the book would have involved her, she’d have okayed the finished product. Added a flourish or two.
Having a second Hillary book is REALLY risky. It hands the opposition a pile of extraordinary ammunition on a solid gold platter. “This is the woman who couldn’t even get her own biography right…how could she possibly run a country?” She’ll be a laughing stock, a “person who is disregarded as very foolish.” Stupid too.
I don’t think people are really very interested in Hillary, or what she has to say. I also think that because of that, her chances of winning a presidency aren’t very good.
If people were hungry for Hillary, her book would have leapt off the shelves.
“Easy Lies”?
Good grief. You’d think they would publish it, and she would get NOTHING for it, since she owes them a lot.
The only one really hungry for Hillary is Huma.
She needs to have a more imaginative title if she wants to have a best seller. The title I’d suggest is:
Chelsea Is NOT Bill’s - A Story of Lifetime’s Desperation, Intrigue & Deception
Publisher pays the advance and the author keeps the money no matter how many copies are sold, subject to certain agreements on promotional appearances by the author.
Hillary should write a book about Bill’s sex life called “Bent Choices”.
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Willy prefers to keep “Hard” in the title.
Hillary no doubt has plenty of interesting revelations about Obama from the Clinton’s oppo research back in 2008 and Obama’s subsequent conduct in office. It could very well be a blockbuster success. She’d have to give any hope of the presidency and maybe go into hiding however.
Maybe she could follow up on Heaven’s Gate with Ishtar.
Ol Bill wants another crack(heh-heh) at the White House and all the 'opportunities' it presents.
That’s what normal people would do in good faith.
“Hillary wipes out more a quarter’s worth of Simon and Schuster’s earnings and is on the way to be the cause of one of the biggest financial flops in publishing history. This is just too funny. “
Not if her campaign buys all the leftover books.
Right...
Maybe she needs to hire a better ghost writer...
I think her next book title should be “What Difference Does It Make?!”
The first review is already in based on a a draft of Hillary’s next book: “To Serve Man.....IT’S A COOK BOOK!!!!!”
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