Why not just make them stationary bikes to power the plane?
1 posted on
07/14/2014 6:21:39 PM PDT by
Lorianne
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To: Lorianne
Why bother with the seat? Frances is after all the gayest nation on Earth.
To: Lorianne
Don’t give them any ideas.
3 posted on
07/14/2014 6:27:52 PM PDT by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
To: Lorianne
Why not just a post up your butt and then you can stick the passengers in the floor like a pin cushion? Less passenger space and seats = more freight space.
I ought to patent that.
To: Lorianne
Boy thats an incentive to stop flying
6 posted on
07/14/2014 6:29:39 PM PDT by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Lorianne
Bicycle seats are implicated in a five-fold increase of prostate cancer in men. This promises a windfall for the attorneys seeking damages in the future for these airline passengers using the prostate cancer inducing seating.
8 posted on
07/14/2014 6:33:41 PM PDT by
WhiskeyX
To: Lorianne
They’ll charge extra for it.
9 posted on
07/14/2014 6:35:18 PM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
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To: Lorianne
No bloody way.
What will they do to business or first? Stools? Throw peanuts and water?
10 posted on
07/14/2014 6:41:36 PM PDT by
OpusatFR
To: Lorianne
Does anyone need to go anyplace bad enough to fly like that?
Why not just build honeycombs in the plane, sedate the passengers for the flight, and then drag them out onto the tarmac to wake up afterward. Then hose out the honeycomb and load in the next cargo of meatbags.
11 posted on
07/14/2014 6:43:44 PM PDT by
Bryanw92
(Sic semper tyranni)
To: Lorianne
They could simply stack people on pallets for even more revenue.
To: Lorianne
The airline's earlier patent:
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bEQ9Ca7ZRFI/T8zyGOE616I/AAAAAAAAIa4/QIq7FTv6c1g/s640/African+slave+ship+diagram.jpg)
15 posted on
07/14/2014 7:02:33 PM PDT by
Dagnabitt
(Amnesty is Treason. Its agents are Traitors.)
To: Lorianne
thank god i haven’t flown since 2001.
16 posted on
07/14/2014 7:02:40 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Lorianne
Time to dust off some transport layouts from the 17 and 1800s.
![](https://www.awesomestories.com/images/user/3f3b37029d.jpg)
17 posted on
07/14/2014 7:02:45 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
To: Lorianne
so there will be no seat cushion to capture the farts of the folks ahead of you.
sweeeeeet.
18 posted on
07/14/2014 7:03:34 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Lorianne
they don’t show how the tray tables will come down from the person’s back.
19 posted on
07/14/2014 7:04:20 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Lorianne
Take the restrooms out and put um on porta-potty seats, so they can add more seats, more ticket sales.
20 posted on
07/14/2014 7:05:15 PM PDT by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: Lorianne
I am trying to imagine a 16 hour flight followed by a 7 hour flight on these seats. US's largest airline has always fantasized loading economy class passengers with a forklift into the cargo bay but so far it won't fly. If Airbus does these seats maybe the forklift will happen. Passengers will be pressed into bales and loaded. Easy. Cheap. When they lose 10% of the forkloaded passengers they will send it all straight to Chicago along with the mandatory 10̀% of the checked baggage for sale in their annual auction.
21 posted on
07/14/2014 7:07:49 PM PDT by
ThanhPhero
(Khach san La Vang hanh huong tham vieng Maria)
To: Lorianne
I read today that Boeing is working on putting 200 passengers into a 737 by moving the rows closer together. They are also going to have to put in an extra exit door.
26 posted on
07/14/2014 7:13:03 PM PDT by
PAR35
To: Lorianne
It it ain’t Boeing, I ain’t going!
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30 posted on
07/14/2014 7:23:17 PM PDT by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
To: Lorianne
I can’t imagine any airline actually being able to get people to buy tickets for those. Also, they look like they would have major safety issues—no crash survivability, no flotation cushion under the seat.
I’m guessing whoever designed that has never had the experience of flying. It’s hard enough to get comfortable as it is.
33 posted on
07/14/2014 7:26:26 PM PDT by
exDemMom
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To: Lorianne
Airbus Seeking Patent For Bicycle Seats Because Flying Isnt Uncomfortable Enough Already My experience is that the heaviest loads you can put as a load on a structure, any structure, is wall to wall people standing up.
Any existing aircraft so loaded could never take off.
To wit :
The flattened Golden Gate Bridge
I am sorry I couldn't find the famous photo of the flattened bridge.
34 posted on
07/14/2014 7:31:50 PM PDT by
publius911
( Politicians come and go... but the (union) bureaucracy lives and grows forever.)
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