Were you walking or chewing gum the second time?
You sound like an Internet bully...where you can say anything you want without consequence..irregardless how dumb.
Get over yourself, bubba!
You’re the one who needs to get over something….you need to get over the silly infantile notion that being from Texas makes you special, and that it is your job to protect Texas’ reputation on this issue.
I think they have meds for your condition.